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Back home the meat is tiny
Chopped in little bite-sized links
There’s plenty you can choose from
But you’ll miss them if you blink
I’ve always had a craving
Had a lust for something more
I tried to quench my appetite
By slipping through your door
Please, I know you have it in you
To give me what I crave
I’m just a little Taiwan girl
Who’s trying to be brave
I’m just like any other girl
But with a special appetite
I’ll give you anything you want
If you let me feast tonight
In America,
Everything is bigger.
Steaks the size of Texas
Sausage tall as trees
Pork that’s wide as oceans
Breasts as big as me
So much here to choose from
It’s the land of opportunity
Something juicy
Something tasty
Something yummy
Something sweet
Nothing makes me feel that way
But your American meat
Nobody does it quite like this
Warm and thick and rich
i’m a carnivore
I’ll always beg for more.
I can’t wait anymore
I won’t let you refuse me
Been famished far too long
My body begs, I must be full
I know this can’t be wrong
I promised both my parents
I’d reap the bounty of this land
I’d do my best to do my best
Don’t you understand?
Success and meat go hand-in-hand
Won’t you grant my wish?
Marrow is my only dream
Your mouth-watering dish
I’ve never had a chance like this
To reap my weight in gold
Dazzling loin will soon be mine
As my destiny unfolds
‘Cus In America,
Everything is better.
Meatloaf on a golden plate,
Duck that’s feather-free,
Diamonds on your brisket,
Magic beef for me.
So much here to choose from
It’s the land of opportunity
Something juicy
Something tasty
Something yummy
Something sweet
Nothing makes me feel this way
But your American meat
Nobody does it quite like this
Warm and thick and rich
I’m a carnivore
I can’t wait anymore
And I’ll always beg for more
Can’t you see
What your meat does to me
It makes me fancy free
It makes me hung-hung-gry!
I want it all, I want it now
Nothing makes me feel this way
Like your American meat
Nobody does it quite like this
Warm and thick and rich
I’m a carnivore
I’ll always beg for more
I won’t wait anymore.
Money!
America!
Freedom!
American freedom is freer than yours
We all get to vote, even firemen and whores
You can do what you want, you can get a divorce
(only if you’re allowed to get married, of course.)
I pledge allegiance to George Washington
To get rich and fuck over immigrants, son.
What’s the big deal? Why should I lose the race
To freaks and fanatics from some other place?
We drink coca cola so we’ll always remember
The events of 11th of September
We won’t rest ‘til the war on terror’s won
We’re on amber alert and these colors don’t run
Take my 4×4 to the polling station
To rock my civic participation
But most of all I keep in mind
What the Constitution says in the first three lines:
Money!
America!
Freedom!
I was driving to McDonald’s to get a Big Mac
And my momma called to tell me ‘bout the Patriot Act
Told her I don’t give a fuck if the government spies
Then I pulled ‘round the drive through and got my Freedom Fries
Shit, motherfucker, I know my rights
I fight terrorists fucking day and night
I drop rhymes harder than a cluster bomb
I steal more moneys than the head of Enron
Bitch I’m a tell you when I’m fucking done
Smash your damn face in with the butt of my gun
Cause the second amendment is for fucking shit up
And the first is so the haters can’t shut me up
Ever since I aced my immigration test
I got America motherfucking obsessed
And every time that bitches try to shit on my ass
I tell them what I learned in government class
Money!
America!
Freedom!
Yellow girls
Gon’ be comin’ up in your world
Flyin straight outta taipei,
East into L.A.
Talkin’ on my cell speakin’ Chinese n’ shit
Run over your cat n’ eat it
Welcome to the red, white, blue n’ yellow
Hi ya’ll, say hello
Bitch, I’m too yellow to be white trash
Gotta learn Mandarin if you want this ass
I’m made in Taiwan and I break it down
Like Tokyo Drift, I rule downtown
You’ll be hearin’ gongs when I walk by
Make you turn into stir fry
I hear your heart beating fast
Try not- to come in last
I’m the best in the west
You know I’m better than the rest
I’m rockin diamonds on my chest
Right above my yellow breasts
You just can’t help but be obsessed
Hypnotized as i get undressed
I’m passin’ immigration tests
By openin’ up my oriental vest
Yellow girls
Yellow girls (CHORUS)
Yellow girls
It’s not that I wanna boast
But it’s true, I’m burnin’ down the east coast
Make you hot like french toast
Hot like a rump roast
Dip you in my sweet n’ sour n take a bite
You moan and groan with fucking delight
I’m a crouching tiger breathing fire
All damn night
One quick look and your on your knees
I live in your country but I speak Chinese
Bringing yellow fever to the land of the free
Bitches, please
Hot dogs, burgers, fries, and football
That’s all been recalled
You thought it’s tasty ’til you try summa tis
I got what you want, what you’ve always wished
Can I hear ya’ll give me a shout
I’m the person that you dreamin’ ’bout
When you sleepin’ in ya bed
Princess Jaynet stayin’ in ya head
Make your cheeks turn red
Make you wish we could have wed
Watch them other bitches drop dead
Hey hey hey, that’s what i said
Yellow Girls
Yellow Girls (CHORUS)
Yellow Girls
I’m puttin’ powdered sugar on my tits
Pour some maple syrup on my lips
You wish that you had the permit
That gave you access to my slit
You watchin’ my hips shake
These dumplings gon’ give ya a tummy ache
I’m bouncin’ bouncin’ in your face
And make you wish you had a taste
Of my soy sauce
My joy sauce
Everyone enjoys this sauce
The finest sauce you’ll ever come across
MMmmm
The finest sauce
Oooh
Yellow girls
Yellow girls
Yellow girls
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